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New Pair Of Shoes
“I’ve got a new pair of shoes.”
Patti LaBelle - New Attitude Lyrics
“I’ve got a new attitude.”
I Have All The Wine
“I have all the wine and I’m after you.”
Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf Lyrics
“I howl and I whine and I’m after you.”
Donna Summer – Hot Stuff
Donna Summer, 1948-2012
Hot Stuff: The Queen Of Disco
Rock In The Cat Box
“Sharia don’t like it. Rock in the cat box.”
The Clash - Rock The Casbah Lyrics
“Sharia don’t like it. Rockin’ the Casbah.”
Girl With Colitis
“The girl with colitis goes by.”
Beatles - Lucy In The Sky With Diamons Lyrics
“The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.”
Part Of Every Day
“I wanna rock and roll all night and part of every day.”
KISS - Rock And Roll All Nite Lyrics
“I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day.”
Gimped Up Feet
“Gimped up feet have got no rhythm.”
Wham - Careless Whisper Lyrics
“Guilty feet have got no rhythm.”
Flintstone Microwave Ovens
“We got some Flintstone microwave ovens.”
Dire Straits - Money For Nothing Lyrics
“We gotta install microwave ovens.”
Harlem Black Girl
“I ain’t no Harlem black girl.”
Gwen Stefani - Holla Back Girl Lyrics
“I ain’t no holla back girl.”
Tie Me Down, Sir
“Hold me closer. Tie me down, sir.
Elton John – Tiny Dancer Lyrics
“Hold me closer. Tiny Dancer.”
Like A Virgin
“Like a virgin. Touched for the thirty-first time.”
Madonna – Like A Virgin Lyrics
“Like a virgin. Touched for the very first time.”
Doggy-Dog World
The business world is a doggy-dog world.
In The Butt
Please try to nip that in the butt.
Trouble With Fractions
5 out of every 4 people have trouble with fractions.