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Yellow Starbursts

Posted on May 18, 2012 by admin

Bad Luck Is: A Starburst 2-pack and both are yellow.

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New Pair Of Shoes

Posted on May 18, 2012 by admin

“I’ve got a new pair of shoes.”

Patti LaBelle - New Attitude Lyrics
“I’ve got a new attitude.”

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I Have All The Wine

Posted on May 18, 2012 by admin

Duran Duran

“I have all the wine and I’m after you.”

Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf Lyrics
“I howl and I whine and I’m after you.”

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Donna Summer – Hot Stuff

Posted on May 17, 2012 by admin

Donna Summer, 1948-2012
Hot Stuff: The Queen Of Disco

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Rock In The Cat Box

Posted on May 17, 2012 by admin

“Sharia don’t like it.  Rock in the cat box.”

The Clash - Rock The Casbah Lyrics
“Sharia don’t like it.  Rockin’ the Casbah.”

 

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Girl With Colitis

Posted on May 17, 2012 by admin

“The girl with colitis goes by.”

Beatles - Lucy In The Sky With Diamons Lyrics
“The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.”

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Part Of Every Day

Posted on May 17, 2012 by admin

“I wanna rock and roll all night and part of every day.”

KISS - Rock And Roll All Nite Lyrics
“I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day.”

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Gimped Up Feet

Posted on May 17, 2012 by admin

“Gimped up feet have got no rhythm.”

Wham - Careless Whisper Lyrics
“Guilty feet have got no rhythm.”

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Flintstone Microwave Ovens

Posted on May 17, 2012 by admin

“We got some Flintstone microwave ovens.”

Dire Straits - Money For Nothing Lyrics
“We gotta install microwave ovens.”

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Harlem Black Girl

Posted on May 17, 2012 by admin

“I ain’t no Harlem black girl.”

Gwen Stefani - Holla Back Girl Lyrics
“I ain’t no holla back girl.”

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Tie Me Down, Sir

Posted on May 17, 2012 by admin

“Hold me closer.  Tie me down, sir.

Elton John – Tiny Dancer Lyrics
“Hold me closer.  Tiny Dancer.”

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Like A Virgin

Posted on May 16, 2012 by admin

“Like a virgin.  Touched for the thirty-first time.”

Madonna – Like A Virgin Lyrics
“Like a virgin.  Touched for the very first time.”

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Doggy-Dog World

Posted on May 16, 2012 by admin

The business world is a doggy-dog world.

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In The Butt

Posted on May 16, 2012 by admin

Please try to nip that in the butt.

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Trouble With Fractions

Posted on May 16, 2012 by admin

5 out of every 4 people have trouble with fractions.

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